My Life As a Rocket Lackey 2.

As soon as I showed up again with my uniform on, I was quickly taken onto the back of a van and was carried off to a remote warehouse near the South of the island. The building was full of large crates that all had ominous labels on them like "Illegal" and "Smuggled". I noticed a few that with the word "Confiscated" stamped on, and I began to realise that the shady looking guy at the port was not a "Luggage Examiner" and wasn't currently placing my suitcase under "Prolonged Investigation".

Anyway, I was told to stand still in a spot in the warehouse until a trainer or another type of "Do-Gooder" passed by my field of vision. I would then have to walk up to them in a straight line, and then proclaim something about how Team Rocket is great or something, then to initiate a battle. The escorts left me a few minutes later, leaving me alone in the warehouse.

At first I was eager to do my job. Practicing my lines for when I saw a trainer. (I had settled on "Hold it there you lout! Will Team Rocket win? Not a doubt!") But after three nights of guarding, and not one trainer, I did have to admit that I was beginning to get slightly bored.
I invented a new three-stage plan for when I encountered a trainer. First, I would shout at them to leave. If they kept approaching, I moved on the stage two, where I would shove them around a bit and make an annoyed face.If they still continued approaching, thats when I got nasty.
My idea proved to be so successful, that not a single trainer came near the warehouse for a week! In fact, the closest I got to an armed intruder was a man with a cellphone who cycled past. He was scared off by just stage one! Ha ha!

I was so pleased with my work that I shared my idea with my fellow lackies at lunch break back at the main base. Although the response was far from supportive. I then tried my superiors, who simply laughed and made me go wash some uniforms. Their loss, I'd like to see what they'd do if a cyclist came ruthlessly charging at them. Cry, I bet.



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